How many Dark Elves are needed to change a
light bulb?
"What's wrong with darkness?"
How many Argonians are needed to change a
light bulb?
All of them would die in the process: never handle electric devices with your feet in the
water!
How many Redguards are needed to change a
light bulb?
105: one to hold the light bulb, four to hold him and a hundred to turn the building
around!
How many Wood Elves are needed to change a
light bulb?
One of them broke it playing Robin Hood.
How many Fire Daedra are needed to change a
light bulb?
" *rrroooaaarrr* Am I not enough?"
How many Nords are needed to change a
light bulb?
"Isn't my hair enough?"
How many High Elves are needed to change a
light bulb?
Just one to hold it while all Tamriel revolves around him
... yes, it was a bit old, I admit it; but what about this other
one?
How many High Elves are needed to change a
light bulb?
"Turn on the light, quickly! In darkness I can't see how beautiful I am!"
How many Orcs are needed to change a light
bulb?
"What's *crunch* "liteboolb"? *chomp* Me just saw *glomp* big fat
fire-fly! *slurp*"
How many worshippers of Stendarr are needed
to change a light bulb?
"Poor light bulb..."
How many worshippers of Zenithar are needed
to change a light bulb?
"An almost new light bulb destroyed... I want the responsible of this: he's gonna pay
it up!!!"
How many Mages Guild members are needed to
change a light bulb?
"Why would you need a light bulb? A simple light spell is cheaper and more
reliable..."
How many Fighter Guild members are needed
to change a light bulb?
"Errr... sorry: I thought it was a target for training..."
How many questers are needed to change a
light bulb?
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How many Daggerfall players are needed to
change a light bulb?
They are too busy playing Daggerfall!